Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho
I was happy with Louis choices: Mary will be great I think as she has such a lovely personality (I had a dream where I was homeless and she let me stay in her spare room); John has a charming smile and demeanour; Storm will just be kickass! (And has the best chin I have ever seen) but I am worried that his new styling with red hair is going to detract from his personality. I was not sad at all to see Wagner go…he really creeped me out.
Dannii and Simons categories- SNORE! Although I would have like to have seen Diva Fever go through, I think they would have been fun!
Cheryl surprised me- she had a really strong category and ended up choosing the 2 girls that completely crumbled under the pressure. Cher should have been told to go home, wait a couple of years until she is a bit more confident and stable, as she is only 16 and I dont think she will be very good in the live show. Katie and her ridiculous parasol should have been told to get lost- her affectations are SO stupid, and I actually think she put more effort into her outfit than her audition, and the place should have been given to TrayC instead.
Overall, something didn’t sit right for me that the 2 white girls messed up their auditions REALLY BADLY and still got through… Just sayin’!
Posted October 4, 2010
Celebrities, Men, Projects, TV, X Factor
Nigella Lawson
Nigellas show is mental- she makes cheesecake in a dressing gown, and pretends to be drunk while she makes soup. It’s all a bit cringy, but I will be making her ‘Praise Chicken’ next week cos it looked yum!
Posted October 1, 2010
Celebrities, Projects, TV, Women
Trouble in Miliband land
I’m glad Ed won; it’s a victory for all the fellow jawline-less people of the UK.
Posted September 27, 2010
Celebrities, Men, Portrait
Cher Lloyd
My main problem with Cher is that she doesn’t know whether she was named after the ‘do-you-believe-in-life-after-love’ Cher. Has she never thought to ask? If I were called Beyonce, Madonna or even The Saturdays I would have found out by the time I was 16 if my Mum was a fan.
Also, even though I liked her audition, she really has to sort out those eyebrows.
Posted September 23, 2010
Celebrities, TV, Women, X Factor
HRH Ben Duncan
With his Princess Di’ hair and perma-sneer, Ben Duncan is a total toff. What is more unbelievable than his hair is that he claims to be 27. That’s right….Twenty Seven. The only way I could believe he is 27 is if I also found out he had spent his life thus far protecting the polar ice caps from the suns rays, using only his face as a shield.
Posted June 15, 2010
Big Brother, Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV
“Couldn’t we sponsor Bros not to get back together?”
Posted April 22, 2010
Celebrities, Men, Portrait
What puts the “ape” in apricot? What have they got that I ain’t got?
Posted April 17, 2010
Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV, Women
Christoph Waltz (with beard) Sketch
Posted March 22, 2010
Celebrities, Men, Portrait, Projects
Another Basterd
Posted March 7, 2010
Celebrities, Men, Portrait
“Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo”
My tip for Best Supporting Actor.
The first scene in Inglourious Basterds with the Jews under the floorboards was so chilling, and Waltz carried that menace and manic dedication throughout his performance. I didn’t really like Inglourious Basterds as a whole, but I enjoyed all of his scenes. I also like his chin.
Posted March 7, 2010
Celebrities, Men, Portrait
