What puts the “ape” in apricot? What have they got that I ain’t got?

Over the rainbow Andrew Lloyd Webber Charlotte Church Sheila Hancock illustration claire murray

Posted April 17, 2010 Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV, Women

“I want to be like Gandhi, and Martin Luther King, and John Lennon… but I want to stay alive. “

Posted February 28, 2010 Celebrities, Portrait, Women

5 finger foreheads

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban illustration portrait by claire murray

Posted February 14, 2010 Celebrities, Men, Portrait, Women

“Thanks for that report on terminal illness…Now for your pictures of pets that look like marshmallows!”

Christine and Adrian from the one show illustration portrait claire murray

Posted February 7, 2010 Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV, Women

Doof-doof-doof-doof-doof-dooffy-doof!

ameira sayed christian love triangle kiss eastenders illustration claire murray

Posted February 6, 2010 Celebrities, Portrait, TV, Women

“thank God for abortions!”

Heidi Fleiss

Posted January 16, 2010 Big Brother, Celebrities, Portrait, TV, Women

Miss Frank is more than you, Graziella

Graziella x factor miss frank claire murray
Who cares about the other two girls? Not this cholita.

They have to start acting like a group, but instead chose to look as awkward as possible with each other. With Sugababes hitting the skids they could be successful as an edgy 3 piece girl group, if they would only GET OVER THEMSELVES.

Their lack of unity, and the disappointing history of girl groups on Xfactor over the years makes Miss Frank my choice to go this weekend.

Tchau meninas!

Posted October 19, 2009 Celebrities, Portrait, Projects, TV, Women, X Factor

Q:What is the collective noun for hair extensions? A:Kandyrain

Kandyrain xfactor claire murray

My tip for the first act to be booted from XFactor…I didn’t like them one bit and girl groups don’t seem to do too well.
Plus…did you see her forehead? Yikes.

Posted October 19, 2009 Celebrities, Portrait, Projects, TV, Women, X Factor

Cheryl and Dannii

cheryl cole dannii minogue x factor claire murray

Posted October 19, 2009 Celebrities, Portrait, TV, Women, X Factor

Who you callin’ a hag?

Eastenders ricky and sam mitchell reunited! claire murray

Posted September 26, 2009 Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV, Women