Happy Birthday Pa!!
Posted November 25, 2010
Cards, Men, Portrait
I Hart Miranda (geddit!?)
I like her cos she is tall and has a similar jawline to myself (non-existent). She is such a total dafty: She farts in front of potential boyfriends, sings Elton John songs uncontrollably and has Heather Small’s head on a stick . She is my hero!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00w7dv9
Posted November 24, 2010
Celebrities, Portrait, TV, Women
Kate Middleton: I’m gonna be Queen!
She’s gonna be Queen!
Posted November 17, 2010
Celebrities, Portrait, Women
Kate Walsh- My first celebrity fan!
I got this lovely message from Kate- how ace of her to take the time to email me?!
Congratulations Kate on being my first celeb fan!
Posted November 13, 2010
Celebrities, Exposure!, Portrait, TV, Women
Katie Waissel
What a weird show it was last night; sink or swim for a lot of the contestants. Mary totally tanked, but I doubt she will be in the bottom two as I think that older women will vote for her out of solidarity. Other sinkers in my opinion were Aiden (still boring) and Wagner (it’s getting too late in the game to tolerate Louis token ‘wacky’ entry for much longer).
Matt deserved his standing ovation- what a great performance. He is managing his image well too, you know he is hungry to win but he is also very humble and grateful. I like that. What makes me cringe every time he is on telly, is that thing he does when he presses his hands together like he is praying and points them towards his mouth or whoever is talking at him. Oohh..That makes me rage!
Katie was so dull and flat. ‘Don’t Speak’ was a really was a terrible song choice for her she just couldn’t make the pain and hurt in the lyrics translate through the song. I am really fed up giving her the benefit of the doubt when she just throws it back in my face. She doesn’t deserve to go before Wagner, Mary, TrayC or Aiden… But if she does go, I won’t bat an eyelid.
Louis called Paije ‘A little Lenny Henry’, and refused to pronounce Wagners name correctly, despite a direct request from Wagner to do so. I don’t know what goes through Louis brain, but I am guessing it’s not much.
Posted November 7, 2010
Celebrities, Portrait, TV, Women, X Factor
Belle-a-borin’
Au revoir Belle Amie!! Boring, lame, and the blonde one looked like a bossy cow. Girl bands never do well, I think female voters find it hard to warm to girl groups and this group didn’t make it easy. Their arguments in Live Show 2 exposed the blonde as a “non-team player” (read: bitch), and the red head acted like an over keen labrador. The other two looked quite professional but in a cold way.
Katie, Katie, Katie…what was with the stupid eye makeup? As I said before, if you can’t see a contestants eyes NO ONE WILL VOTE for you, and her eyes were awful- it was hard to look at her face. I am beginning to feel a bit sorry for Katie, she is obviously an idiot, but I really enjoyed her performance last week and she is a lot more interesting than Aiden (I hate him) and more talented than Wagner. Cher was a revelation, and I think I want her to win now although I don’t think anyone will beat One Direction; they could sing a Tesco receipt and the girls will vote for them!
Posted November 1, 2010
Celebrities, Portrait, TV, X Factor
Never argue with your doctor. He has inside information.
Posted October 18, 2010
Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV, Women
Trouble in Miliband land
I’m glad Ed won; it’s a victory for all the fellow jawline-less people of the UK.
Posted September 27, 2010
Celebrities, Men, Portrait
HRH Ben Duncan
With his Princess Di’ hair and perma-sneer, Ben Duncan is a total toff. What is more unbelievable than his hair is that he claims to be 27. That’s right….Twenty Seven. The only way I could believe he is 27 is if I also found out he had spent his life thus far protecting the polar ice caps from the suns rays, using only his face as a shield.
Posted June 15, 2010
Big Brother, Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV
“Couldn’t we sponsor Bros not to get back together?”
Posted April 22, 2010
Celebrities, Men, Portrait
