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Posted December 6, 2011 Celebrities, Men, TV, X Factor

Barlow

This weeks Xfactor was full of drama! The judges seem to really lay in to each other, Tulisa in particular was stirring and causing a right rumpus. I really wish she would just let the whole ‘is it rock?’ argument go, and she really shouldn’t have brought up the Misha issue. I felt that that was very unfair on Misha, humiliating her and ruining her character on live telly was really childish and unnecessary.

Even though her Sunday dress was AMAZING, I’m not sure if I like Tulisa, she is quite annoying. She speaks slowly like what she is saying is really profound, and she over uses the phrases “No one can deny…” and “To be honest…”. I think she is far too immature to be on this show- she needs to take a lesson from Kelly, who usually avoids the politics and critiques the vocals and performance in her trademark smart & sassy manner.

The performances on Saturday were quite poor in general. Jonny, Frankie, and Sammy were boring and although Janets performance was quite good, in the VT where she was talking to the reporters I felt like punching her face. Kitty didn’t really get a chance to sing properly, which I think was a shame and probably why she was in the bottom two on Sunday. I thought Kitty deserved to stay, but I doubt she will last much longer in the show. I just don’t think her voice is good enough.

PS
I love Kellys big dark doe eyes.

Posted October 24, 2011 Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV, X Factor

I want to eat it all!

Cheer up Mary- I would be in heaven with 6 cheesecakes to eat!

Posted September 21, 2011 Celebrities, Food, Men, Portrait, TV, Women

Craig and Johnny X-Factor 2011

My favourite time if the year has arrived! And with Big Brother a total write-off it’s the highlight of my reality TV year!

I dislike the audition shows; I really dont like seeing people put infront of the judges just to get humiliated. It was awful and when the judges were laughing at Duos when they tried their hardest…poor things. It’s not their fault they’re idiots.

As for Craig and Johnny..It’s the 8th series and the judges still look surprised when normal/ugly people have good voices too- haven’t they watched the show before? I’ll explain: In the auditions, people are ugly and we presume they are stupid cos they are ugly, and then in the live shows we see them transform into beautiful butterflies hatching out of their old yellow-teeth & maggoty skin to flutter off to stardom. It’s heartwarming!

Posted August 28, 2011 Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV, X Factor

Congratulations Zara & Mike!

Yes, I am on first name terms with them.

Posted August 2, 2011 Celebrities, Men, Portrait, Women

The Apprentice 2011: THE FINAL 5!

My vote to go tonight- Natasha, yeah? She is just a hunch dressed in easy-iron-poly-mix, yeah? And no one called ‘Scribbins’ ever wins anything, yeah?

Posted July 13, 2011 Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV, Women

Poor Carluccio, I hope he finds love :(

Posted May 5, 2011 Celebrities, Food, Men, Portrait, TV

Rory McIlroy & Charl Schwartzel

Thanks Twitter for the joke!

Posted April 11, 2011 Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV

Reasons to be cheerful part 3.4

Saying ‘okay dokey’.

Posted February 10, 2011 Men

Charlie Brooker and Jimmy Carr

Posted February 10, 2011 Celebrities, Men, Portrait, TV